Meat Trip

Because this is what you want to see on an article about meat.

One of the few things that Veronica and I have been passingly fighting about over the last several years is the fact that she has gone to SEVERAL all you can eat meat places without me.  Normally she tries to come up with an excuse after, like I wasn’t in the same state, that someone …

Vacation Adventure: Part Super Fun Time

Before starting I should probably point out that the last two updates, while months apart, took place within 24 hours of each other.  After driving to mount Washington we went to the world’s sketchiest hotel. I point this out because after eating breakfast and escaping death we went to the ocean.  Because for Veronica that …

Vacation Adventure 2017 Part: Scary Mountain

The first thing that you need to know about travel long distances with Veronica is that she tends to forget to eat, and needs to be reminded of this. This is notable for two reasons, I get annoyed when I am hungry and she becomes more distracted than normal—something that is both impressive to see …

Misadventure: We Should Stay Out of Portland

The least exciting off menu order ever

Every year, around our anniversary, the easily distracted squirrel in human form that I married and I go on various sorts of adventures.  Sometimes it is to see friends down in other states, other times it is simply to visit family, but this year –being something a big deal with a decade of marriage behind …

Pig Roast 2017

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Normally there are loads of images and stories that I can regale the world with when I walk away from the pig roast.  This year was slightly different in the fact that it was difficult to take pictures during, mainly because it would have been a terrible to take out any form of electronic device …