Category «Travel»

Vacation Adventure: Part Super Fun Time

Before starting I should probably point out that the last two updates, while months apart, took place within 24 hours of each other.  After driving to mount Washington we went to the world’s sketchiest hotel. I point this out because after eating breakfast and escaping death we went to the ocean.  Because for Veronica that …

Misadventure: We Should Stay Out of Portland

The least exciting off menu order ever

Every year, around our anniversary, the easily distracted squirrel in human form that I married and I go on various sorts of adventures.  Sometimes it is to see friends down in other states, other times it is simply to visit family, but this year –being something a big deal with a decade of marriage behind …

Birthday Ghost Hunting

Leading up to my birthday Veronica had become more and more insistent that I should do something memorable on the weekend after; a concept that seems odd to me as the main thing that I would like to do with my free time is to stay home and play video games away from the general …

At the Mall with Evan

Evan works in the mall, so there is something in his head that drives him to return to such a place whenever he can—much like a moth must fly towards bad life choices.  This is normally not a problem as he works in retail and the only days you are allowed off in that line …

Replacing the Tire

Did you know that you are only supposed to drive 50 miles or less on a spare tire?  I wonder if there is a word for the information that you keep in your head that you never think about until you need it; because I would use that to describe the situation from the last …