1: No one in Europe knows how to drive. Any conversation you may have with anyone at any time arguing otherwise was wrong. European Rally Racing and other really impressive feats of skill with cars are all people they have imported from other countries.
2: Everyone in Europe is no less then 42% Emo. This was originally designed as a way to confuse America tourists, but backfired and created the American Goth. As shown above this can be seen in their art work, as none of it makes sense and paint is just non-caringly thrown at the canvis. As you can see this confuses most normal, handsome, and witty people.
3: Veronica is weird in everyone country. Just because I dragged her all the way across the pond and started showing her everything that she could ever dream of seeing, she is still really bizarre and could possibly do anything at any moment. One should be wary of this.
4: People are really quick to make you question your sanity. Was that just a devil like being that I saw raising out of the marry-go-round? The simplest, safest, happiest ride in the world?
Only if that is a boss from Mario Sunshine made real and hanging out on the beach.
I will be back tomorrow with a much longer article that features even more confusing, and possibly emotionless, art.