2010 Census Stuff
So I took the test to be a census taker. By the guidelines on the website I should be in, but probably not with the job that I wanted. I mean how many, “sit in the office for 8 hours and take down all kinds of interesting information,” jobs do they have to hand out to people? If you know you should tell me, I really want one.
I love that all of the websites say things like “the online test helps you prepare”. While that is true the test I took today was something roughly 4 times harder than that test, with questions that I believe where designed directly for me to get wrong. Granted, from the conversations that I heard other people having before any of the testing began I “aced” the thing by not getting 12 answer out of 28 correct, but I am really not one to judge my success based on the conversations of random people who I would walk faster past on the street.
That isn’t really true, I normally use their conversations to feel better about myself and how I still have all of my teeth.
Also talk Veronica into letting me get a dog. I really want one.

The comment about having all your teeth hits home hard tonight. Just came home from the dentist with BAD news.
Dear god woman, let the man have a dog! Guaranteed to be hours of fun during the house-breaking phase
Haha, I got the job you wanted.