There are two interesting things about Veronica and spring cleaning. The first is that it normally happens in the summer and not the spring. The second is that instead of really cleaning she just decides that she is done with half of the stuff in the life and it all needs to be gotten rid of. I am in the middle of that right now; it kind of feels like some kind of natural disaster as everything is in weird and wrong places, I am walking around dazed, and someone is barking increasingly odd and demanding orders.
Please note I love my wife.
This is one of the few times that I wish that I did have a job, just so I could get out of the house and hide from the confusion (I understand that is what they recommend doing during hurricanes and the like as well).