New Phone

  Veronica finally approved me getting a new phone; which is cool because now I have more reason to slack off at work. Also interesting to point out, i am am using it right now. Sadly my real keyboard is about 10 times faster.

Jelly Beans

It turns out that my father has some kind of strange obsession with jelly-belly jelly beans.  I have no idea where this came from, as it seems to have suddenly popped up, but recently when I arrive at the house there is always some kind of small mound of jelly beans on the table that …

Northern Comfort

So I have been sitting on this story for a little while in hopes that something awesome would happen, it didn’t, so here it is: My parents have always been the inventive type, so when I went to their place last week I can’t say that I was all that surprised when my father showed …

Liars Day

Man, is there anything better than beef jerky?  No, no there is not.  Not even friends. Just a quick reminder to everyone who has the internet or TV today, trust nothing that comes out of anyone’s mouth.  It is, after all, the first of April.  Also known as Liars Day, or April Fools if you …

Insane Off Brand Cereal

Veronica has decided, recently, that instead of buying real cereal that she should only pick up the most off brand things that she could find.  9 times out of 10 they ended up being amazing and impossible to tell the difference between the real stuff (sometimes even better), but that isn’t where the fun is. …