At the Mall with Evan

Evan works in the mall, so there is something in his head that drives him to return to such a place whenever he can—much like a moth must fly towards bad life choices.  This is normally not a problem as he works in retail and the only days you are allowed off in that line …

Replacing the Tire

Did you know that you are only supposed to drive 50 miles or less on a spare tire?  I wonder if there is a word for the information that you keep in your head that you never think about until you need it; because I would use that to describe the situation from the last …

My Car

When I first got my car I was required to change my license plates; this was a two day long event that involved multiple trips to the auto-part store and my female landlord asking if I needed help.  This wasn’t because I am mechanically disabled, I am but I can put a computer together so …

Nintendo Treats

I don’t know where these came from, my guess is either Veronica or my mother, so I can’t really assign credit/blame for this to any one person.  I do know that they were intended for me, seeing as how Video Game candy is pretty much one of the few things that you can buy a …

Cookies

There are these things in the world called temptations.  I don’t know about other people, but for myself they pretty much boil down to my wife making entire stockpiles of cookies and leaving them in the apartment for seemingly no other reason than to judge me based on the amount missing when she returns.  I …