Tag «matt»

My Brother Shops for Beer

I hate shopping.  If you were to ask my wife what is the worst three things in the world to do with me she would probably name every imaginable form of shopping while continually tell you to simply not do that.  For me it would seem that this condition is well known, as Veronica has …

Christmas for Me

I make fun of my wife on this site; I point out the whimsical way that she decides to address the world on a daily basis, I draw parallels to her choices and those of small children, and if she is to be believed I constantly post ever increasingly bad pictures of her.  In this …

The Keurig

My brother is not a human being.  He thinks that taking a 60 mile bike ride is the ideal way for someone to spend a little free time.  He believes that children need attention, love, and exercise and acts on those beliefs.  From what I gather he sleeps only three hours a day, and only …