Category «Travel»

Hot Pot Alaska

The most memorable part, of all, was when Veronica finally got the shrimp she had been longing for delivered to the table – only to see that they were fully intact shrimp.  She then sat there staring at them, impressively sad.  I was about to say something about cleaning them for her when our waitress came back and asked if anything was wrong.  Veronica did her slight and sheepish, “No,” which always means yes.  The waitress picked up on this instantly and plainly asked if she wanted the heads cut off.  I have not seen my wife smile like that since we have gotten married.  In her defense the shrimp were huge, and I kind of wish I had ordered them.

Vacation Adventure: Part Super Fun Time

Before starting I should probably point out that the last two updates, while months apart, took place within 24 hours of each other.  After driving to mount Washington we went to the world’s sketchiest hotel. I point this out because after eating breakfast and escaping death we went to the ocean.  Because for Veronica that …

Misadventure: We Should Stay Out of Portland

The least exciting off menu order ever

Every year, around our anniversary, the easily distracted squirrel in human form that I married and I go on various sorts of adventures.  Sometimes it is to see friends down in other states, other times it is simply to visit family, but this year –being something a big deal with a decade of marriage behind …

Birthday Ghost Hunting

Leading up to my birthday Veronica had become more and more insistent that I should do something memorable on the weekend after; a concept that seems odd to me as the main thing that I would like to do with my free time is to stay home and play video games away from the general …

At the Mall with Evan

Evan works in the mall, so there is something in his head that drives him to return to such a place whenever he can—much like a moth must fly towards bad life choices.  This is normally not a problem as he works in retail and the only days you are allowed off in that line …